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THE ROTTING ROYALE

🧠 Brain Bet Poker: Undead Hold'em 🧠

Saved Brain Stack: 🧠 1000

Want a clean grave?

Reset Brains, stats, achievements, and Mortis Trial progress back to fresh.

📖 HOW TO PLAY

The Goal

Drain all 🧠 Brains from 3 zombie opponents. Lose yours and you're... undead.

Saved Brains

Your Brain stack is saved in this browser. If you leave the table, refresh, or come back later, you keep the Brains you still have. If you lose them all, King Mortis offers a fresh 1,000 Brain restart.

Blinds

Small Blind: 🧠10 | Big Blind: 🧠20. Rotate each hand.

Betting Rounds

Pre-Flop → Deal 3 community cards (Flop) → Deal 1 card (Turn) → Deal 1 card (River) → Showdown

Your Actions

✅ Check – Pass (only when no bet to call)
💰 Bet – Place the first bet of a round
📞 Call – Match the current bet
⬆️ Raise – Increase the current bet
🃏 Fold – Surrender your hand
💀 All-In – Put in all your remaining chips

Hand Rankings (Best → Worst)

Royal Flush – A K Q J 10 same suit
Straight Flush – Five consecutive cards, same suit
Four of a Kind – Four cards of the same rank
Full House – Three of a kind + a pair
Flush – Five cards of the same suit (not consecutive)
Straight – Five consecutive cards, mixed suits
Three of a Kind – Three cards of the same rank
Two Pair – Two different pairs
Pair – Two cards of the same rank
High Card – No combination; highest card plays

Opponents

🔥 Gutsy Ghoul – Aggressive bluffer
🎯 Rotten Rita – Tight and careful
🎲 Big Bite Boris – Loose and chaotic

⚖️ FAIR DEAL INFO

🎴 Fresh Deck Every Hand

A new 52-card deck is created at the start of every hand. No duplicates, no omissions. Verified in code.

🔀 Fisher-Yates Shuffle

Every permutation of the deck is equally likely. No weighting.

🚫 No Rigging

Cards are dealt strictly in shuffle order. No player receives boosted odds. Once dealt, cards never change.

🤖 Honest AI

AI opponents only know their own hole cards and the community cards. They cannot see yours.

💰 Fake Currency Only

All Brains are fictional in-game currency. No real money involved.

⚖️ Split Pots

Tied hands split the pot evenly. Odd chips go to the earliest positional player.

🛡️ Side Pots

All-in players compete only for what they put in. Side pots are calculated correctly.

⚙️ DISPLAY SIZE

Make The Rotting Royale easier to read

Choose a table size that fits your screen and your eyeballs. The setting saves in this browser.

For PC fullscreen, Extra Large is recommended. Mobile keeps its own compact layout so it does not turn into a haunted spreadsheet.

👑 MORTIS TRIALS

Challenge Mode

King Mortis has prepared cursed poker objectives that change the pressure, not the cards. Trials add goals, tougher opponent behavior, and special table flavor while keeping every shuffle fair.

No trial rigs cards. Wins still come from poker, bluffing, timing, and the occasional disgusting miracle.

🏆 ACHIEVEMENTS

Rotting Royale Trophy Room

Track your poker crimes, Brain hoards, bluffing disasters, rare hands, Mortis Trials, and undead table victories. Locked achievements stay hidden in the grave until you earn them.

Table Menu

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